Monday, December 14, 2020
Antrum: The Necronomicon In Paperback
Monday, December 7, 2020
His House: No Matter Where You Go, There You Are
So there’s horror, and then there’s horror. There’s all of the stock techniques and clichés that, when employed skillfully, still make for something scary, and those films are plenty popular and can even be really good, I’m not looking down my nose at them. But then there’s the horror that gets real, that grabs at the things that terrify us, that scar us in ways that move beyond basic escapism. Because that’s what a lot of horror is, a safe way to vent anxiety and fear, a place we can go where we can feel those feelings without having to experience the bite of whatever makes us feel those things in our waking life. We can walk away from the horror film and put those feelings away.
But then there’s the stuff that’s genuinely unsettling, and no, I don’t mean “extreme” horror or whatever. That kind of shit is usually boring and gross because there’s nothing to it, just escalating gore and pointless misanthropy. I’m talking about films that hook into the things that scare us outside of the movies. The things we can’t walk away from when the credits roll because they’re the sort of things waiting for us when the movie ends. In literature, The Shining is an excellent example because the book really is as much about Jack Torrance’s mounting fear at being unable to support his family at failing his wife and child and his inability to control his own rage as it is the ghosts of the Overlook Hotel. In film, The Babadook is an excellent example because even though there’s a ghost, that’s not Amelia’s problem. The problem is the grief and guilt she lives with and a son that can’t be left unsupervised, who is a danger to himself and others, and who she is beginning to realize might never be independent enough to let her live her own life. Those are the fears adulthood and circumstance bring to our door, and they’re waiting for us when our brief sojourns from them end.
All of this is really just to say that His House is definitely one of the latter films, a smart, vivid, understated story about the ghosts we bring with us, wherever we go.
We open in war-torn Sudan. A crowd of people are hurrying to a pickup truck, piling into the back to get out of the country, to escape their home. Civil war has already taken everything they have, and all they have left is to get out with their lives. Among them are Bol and Rial Majur, and their daughter Nyagak. The truck leads to a boat, and a dangerous nighttime escape over the water, no running lights, people as crammed on the deck as they were in the truck. There is a loud thud, and people fall overboard, including Nyagak. Bol and Rial lose their daughter at sea.
And now they’re in the bleak institutional nowhere of refugee detention in England. We come back to them on the day their case for asylum is to be heard. And miraculously, they are granted the status of “asylum-seeker,” which is better than “refugee” but not citizenship. So, from hell to limbo. They are assigned a caseworker, a stipend, a whole host of rules where any violations mean getting sent back to detention and likely having their appeal dismissed, which is a guaranteed return to the country they fled, but most importantly, a house. They will have a house.
Of course, it’s not much. It’s public housing, drab and sad, trash-strewn yards, barking dogs, scornful neighbors and roaming gangs of delinquents. The wallpaper is peeling, the lights don’t work, the doors don’t sit right on their hinges. But it’s all theirs. Which is unusual, because typically people in their situation are packed three and four families to one of these places. But it’s all theirs. And that’s all that matters to Bol. They have a home in their new country. A new place to call home, far away from strife and death, far away from what they left behind. He’s not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
At least, not until night comes, with strange scratching and scurrying sounds behind the walls. A face peering out at them from the dark.
A face that looks like Nyagak.
Monday, November 30, 2020
Possessor: In Too Deep
There are two things that make us uniquely us, among all of the other people in the world: Our body, and the consciousness that inhabits that body. So, one reliable source for horror is anything that interferes with either of them. Films about possession or duplication of the body have a storied history in horror because it’s sort of terrifying to think that even these two certainties are ultimately not that certain either. Neither the mind nor the body are sacred.
Normally these are supernatural stories about evil spirits or extraterrestrials, but Possessor - a sharp, brutal, skillfully realized story pivoting around the uncertainty of both mind and body - is about the monolithic forces of greed and power and technology, and how in the pursuits of their own desires, they profane both mind and body.
We open on a young woman who, as calmly as you please, picks up what appears to be a needle-thin fiber optic lead and pushes it into her head. Blood - the first drops of many - wells up from the entry site in lush close-up. She adjusts dials on a small device attached to the lead, and as she does so, her expression shifts from amusement to bewilderment to sorrow. And now here she is at a stylish hotel, dressed in a jumpsuit matching those of other women in an elevator with her. She’s going to be introduced to someone important, though we don’t hear why. She lingers upon leaving the elevator, walks by a buffet, looks over some knives. And now here she is, kissing a man on the cheek before ramming a knife hilt-deep into his neck. More blood everywhere as people run and she mounts the man, stabbing over and over until his shirt and the floor beneath him is red. Her shoes squeak in the blood as she stands. She says “pull me out” and then take s pistol from her purse. She tries to put it in her mouth to shoot herself, but she can’t, she resists, she gags. And then she turns it on the police who have arrived. They gun her down instantly.
Somewhere else, a woman wakes up, a strange machine pulled from her head. Shaken, gasping, and dehydrated, she retches. Now here she is taking some kind of memory test that uses objects from her childhood. The person administering it wants to make sure she’s “clear,” that there is no “false psyche.” That she can distinguish between things that belong to her and things that do not.
Monday, November 23, 2020
As Above So Below: The Only Way Over Is Through
There’s a particular type of scary movie that makes movement through a space a big part of the narrative. Take, for example, The Descent, which is pretty much what it says on the tin. A group of women are trapped in a cave system, and must press forward in hopes of finding a way out. [REC] (and its remake, Quarantine) inverts this by trapping a bunch of people in a quarantined apartment building and forcing them to move up higher and higher in the building as the lower floors become more dangerous, also bringing them closer to the source of the danger. I don’t run across films that do this especially well very often, so it’s nice when they do - constrained space and a relentless push in a particular direction can give the story a nice momentum, a sense of dread inevitability.
As Above So Below was a really pleasant surprise in a lot of ways. I went into it assuming it was going to be a movie about thrill-seeking teens encountering zombies, but it really wasn’t that at all. What it turned out to be was a surprisingly gripping story focused on an ever-deeper descent into darkness, wrapped in some goofy particulars that don’t completely undermine it, but do end up taking some of the bite out of it.
The goofiness starts early, as we meet our protagonist traveling incognito through Iran in search of some artifact. It’s apparently a very dangerous trip, because she makes a point of telling the camera that she if she gets caught, it would be very bad for her, but…she’s telling this to a camera that she’s carrying. In the middle of a crowded passenger bus. So much for secrecy. She meets a contact who smuggles her to an off-limits part of the city after a military-imposed curfew. He’s really nervous and keeps talking about how they can’t stay and how they need to go, and she sends him on while she breaks through a stone wall to unearth an ancient stone idol covered in writing, which she records as fast as she can before the military catches up to her.
So, yeah. This is Scarlett. She has two doctorates, speaks four languages, and has a black belt in Krav Maga. She also appears to be maybe 28. She’s continuing her late father’s work, a search for the legendary Philosopher’s Stone, an alchemical substance capable of transforming base metals into gold. She’s a swashbuckling adventurer crossing the globe looking for the stuff of myth. After her narrow escape in Iran, her quest leads her to Paris, to seek out George, a reclusive young man who also crosses the globe, breaking into historical sites to…repair things. George doesn’t want to help her, he’s still sore about an incident in Turkey, but she needs his help - he speaks Aramaic, and she doesn’t. She also needs his help to break into a church where noted alchemist Nicholas Flamel’s tombstone is located, because she’s sure that the map to the Philosopher’s Stone is hidden in his tombstone. Scarlett is accompanied on the journey by Benji, a documentarian recording her search for posterity.
(This is my big problem with the film right here - Scarlett and George are characters right out of National Treasure or Tomb Raider, exaggerated enough that they’re hard to believe as actual people, and thought it doesn’t really matter so much once things get going and they aren’t abrasive or anything, it starts everything off on a ridiculous note that seeps its way back into the final act. It’s a jarring tonal mismatch, and a puzzling narrative choice.)
So the three of them break into a church, translate some stuff, and do some ad-hoc chemistry on the back of the tombstone to reveal a location in the Paris catacombs, an extensive tunnel system under the city housing the skeletal remains of millions of residents going back centuries. Apparently, there are sections of the catacombs that have been closed off to the public for decades, if not centuries, and some of them run right underneath Flamel’s resting place. There’s some finagling as Scarlett recruits a group of urban explorers - Papillon, Souxie, and Zed - to guide Scarlett, Benji, and a very reluctant George into the catacombs. It’s rough going - narrow, claustrophobic, filled with piles of bones and sections choked with water, and then they arrive at a junction with only two ways forward. One is a narrow crawl over piles and piles of bones, the other is a partially blocked tunnel that Papillon absolutely refuses to enter. He knows these tunnels, and he knows that nobody who has ever gone through that tunnel has ever come back out. It’s a bad place.
And that’s when the other routes collapse, leaving that tunnel as the only way forward.
Monday, November 16, 2020
Southbound: On The Road To Nowhere
Horror anthologies are a tough proposition. On the one hand, I think horror lends itself especially well to short-form narrative because it’s easy for scary stories to sort of sag or bog down in the middle, or to kind of stumble to an end. A short story gets in there, scares you, and ends before you can really catch your breath. On the other, anthologies run the risk of inconsistency, of strong segments and weak segments, and that can sometime detract from the overall quality.
There is none of that to worry about with Southbound. It’s a sharp, smartly paced and remarkably consistent anthology that never lets off the gas.
It’s also a little different, narratively, from most anthology films. It doesn’t really have bookending segments (well, it does, but they’re fleshed out enough that they’re practically stories of their own), and it doesn’t signpost its discrete segments. Rather, one story dovetails into the next, with the common thread being the same long, lonely stretch of desert road, where signs of life are few and far between, and what life there is seems...strange, somehow.
The Way Out
Monday, November 9, 2020
The Devil’s Candy: Family Values
I remember, on a particular occasion, listening to a Baptist preacher go on and on about how Satan was the destroyer, and how he would try to tear a family apart. It was my sister’s wedding, so it kind of brought the room down.
But it got me to thinking about how a couple of the better horror films I’ve watched recently - The VVitch and Hereditary - work with this very idea, the idea that evil worms its way into a family and destroys them from within, by capitalizing on their weaknesses as individuals and as a unit. Well, add The Devil’s Candy to that list. It’s a tense, expressionistic story about evil’s effect on two families, made with a great deal of skill and attention to detail.
It begins with whispers in the ear of Raymond, a hulking manchild. We can’t quite hear what the whispers are saying, but it isn’t good. Raymond doesn’t like the whispers. They tell him to do things. So Raymond drowns the whispers out by playing the guitar, loud. Ominous, droning chords like a rolling bank of storm clouds. Raymond’s mother doesn’t approve, so he pushes her down the stairs.
But that was some time ago, and now Jesse, his wife Astrid, and their daughter Zooey are late for an appointment. Jesse’s a painter, and he’s been working on a commission for a local bank. It’s not work that fulfills him, but it brings in money. And they’re going to need it, because they’d discovered a deal on a house out in the country, a big, old turn-of-the-century number going for a song. They’re going to meet with the realtor, and once they see the house it’s love at first sight. Lots of original details, plenty of space, and a big barn out back that Jesse can turn into a studio. Oh, there’s just one thing, the realtor says, By law he has to disclose any deaths that have taken place in the house, and here there have been two. An older woman fell down the stairs, and her husband perished shortly after.
But it’s a big, gorgeous house, and they should be able to afford it as long as Jesse can keep picking up commissions. So they buy a house. And that’s when the troubles start. Jesse starts having nightmares, troubling visions that pour their way out of him into artwork he doesn’t even really remember painting. He loses large chunks of time. He starts hearing whispers. And then, one sedate night, there’s a knock on the door.
Raymond has come home.
Monday, November 2, 2020
Devil’s Gate: It’s Not Unexpected If You Expect It
There’s this fun game you can play where you try to make movies sound as dull as possible, generally through generous amounts of understatement. For example, The Shining can be summed up as “a man struggles with writer’s block.” The Descent can be summed up as “a caving expedition encounters difficulties.” You get the idea.
Now, I’m not saying that it’s a good idea to go that dull when you’re providing a blurb for a movie, but I do think understatement is useful, especially when it comes to horror films, because it hopefully preserves a certain amount of surprise. Surprise is an important part of scaring people - not just the cheap startles of jump scares, but twists and reveals, the unexpected and unanticipated. It can come halfway in, or in the third act, or at the end (just not at the beginning, because that doesn’t work out well too often), but wherever, if it’s well-timed and the audience doesn’t see it coming, it can be much, much more effective than any amount of gore or screaming figures out of nowhere.
The blurb for Devil’s Gate isn’t bad, as that sort of thing goes - “Seeking a missing woman in North Dakota, an FBI agent and a sheriff focus on her religious zealot husband but discover something far more sinister” - and it by no means gives away the entire story, but it would have benefitted from even more understatement. Along with, well, a lot of other things. It’s not really a horror film, though it begins like one, and not an especially subtle one at that. Actually, nothing about this film is especially subtle. There’s a little promise in the beginning, but it’s mostly squandered by the halfway mark.
It begins with an absolutely gorgeous shot of a rural plain broken only by a single two-lane road and the one car traveling it. As we pull closer to the car, we hear it playing some kind of corny butt-rock, the driver getting into it as he steps on the gas, indulging in the freedom of the open highway…
…until his battery dies. Crap. His phone won’t get a signal either. So he does what one does, getting his car onto the shoulder and heading for the nearest farm to try and call for a tow.
And, sure enough, the farm he walks up to looks like your basic stock creepy farmhouse out of any given deranged backwoods cannibal movie. Windchimes made from scrap metal and cutlery, the fences are all jagged, everything’s dilapidated and boarded up, and everything is wrapped in barbed wire. There’s a “No Trespassing” sign that gives the dude pause for a couple of seconds before he unhitches the gate and walks through anyway. He knocks on the door, nothing. He shouts that his car broke down and he’d just like to use the phone, nothing. He walks around the side of the house, spots a figure through a basement window, ranting at something just out of sight. Apparently, this is the sign that maybe he shouldn’t be here. But it’s too late, as he discovers the hard (sharp, rusty, pointy, fatal) way that the yard is littered with improvised booby traps.
This stranded motorist has no relevance to the rest of the film. He’s just there to set up the idea that sinister things are afoot here, but, like, you can tell that just by looking at the place. The real story begins with Special Agent Daria Francis flying into Devil’s Gate, North Dakota. She’s there in response to a missing-persons report - a woman and her son were supposed to come stay with her sister and never arrived. She’s met by sheriff’s deputy Conrad Salter. He’s friendly and accommodating, she’s kind of uptight. The rude, dismissive sheriff doesn’t help any, nor does his insistence that she stay away from the most likely suspect.










